When I heard about the Pomona Tattoo Exposition, I thought to myself, “What better place to see a bunch of weirdo’s and probably get a retarded tattoo?” Sure enough, the Expo turned out to be exactly what I expected…
Upon arrival there were masses of bro’s, bro hoe’s, thug rats, barn-yards, and your straight up freaks. My first sight of glory was the bar, so I rushed over and sucked down two large overpriced pints before setting foot inside the convention. As I began walking past the booths nothing that cool was going on. Most booths were filled with ex-gang bangers trying to make a living off doing something legal, resulting with cursive/old english last names and some skulls here or there. At that point, I was quite disappointed with the lack of creativity throughout the building, however I spotted a tweaker out of the corner of my eye who looked to have some potential. He ended up having a tattoo of himself on his upper right leg, tweaking out while cleaning a pool. It was one of the better tattoos in the joint.
After I left the tweaker, I bumped into this grossly fat woman… I mean man. This dude was haggard as shit so I got a picture of him as soon as possible, then scurried away so he wouldn’t try to grab my ass again.
The most amazing tattoos I saw were done by the japanese. These guys tattoo everything everywhere including the entire backsides of little 10 year old boys (even inside their butt cheeks!) These tattoos are done with such perfection that the time the tattoo artist spends with his nose deep in the ass of a little boy ranges anywhere from 45 mins to 3 hours long.
The most exciting part of the Expo was Macabre & Freak Show. The freak show consisted of a 7ft ogre named Grundle Sack, who would shove large spikes up his nose and attach fish hook chains to his eyelids and swing a full soda can back and forth. This guy was burley as shit, he recommend everyone to try it as he drank the unopened can which hung from his face minutes before.
Overall, I dont recommened going to the Pomona Tattoo expo unless: 1). You are a freak, 2). You want to bang a freak, or 3). You’re a freak that wants to bang other freaks.
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